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Saturday, May 31, 2014

Lost week in the desert

In 1999 Chris I and baby Daniel spent a unexpected week stuck in the centre of Australia; Normally no big deal because we were towing a camper trailer and were camping off road all along with everything we needed.   Being stalled is nothing unusual but the 7 days delay and the purchase of parts I never  needed or used later was totally unjustified and not mine or really  in the end,  the cars fault .
The small problem --I took the filters out before I left because i thought they would just get broken- my mistake .
The big problem -I relied on others instead of doing it all myself
Someone who wanted to help,  ( there are hundreds of people ready to stop and help) put the wires to the fuel pump the wrong way around and then  .the  next person to fiddle resisted my insistence that that was the only thing that needed to be done (Remember if you join RAC they may take charge of your vehicle. )

The comedy of errors that cost us dearly started with a problem that was the cars, and mine to anticipate ; an inherent failure in the cars design .The plastic fuel filter is located exposed under the car and directly in front of the back wheel  where a sharp stone on the Oodnadatta was destined to hit it and did . Petrol smell and petrol everywhere . Repaired without a filter,the car didn't make it till next town before pump jammed with all the rubbish from the tank .
The bloke who insisted on providing the filter and repairing the line didn't tag the 2 wires connecting the pump to the car . When it didn' t work i suggested he get under again and swap them around . Before he or I could do that the RACSA truck and trailer had arrived,   The car became the problem of the famous Automobile  assocaition  and I couldn't convince them to do as I asked ( day after day ) They asked me to order parts from France  and  even after I ordered several hundred dollars of parts that the car did not need ( and were never used ). In the end it took the mechanic 4 days and hundreds of dollars in parts and testing before he tried to my suggestion.
I'll  never forget the day the box of parts he wanted me to get arrived from Melbourne .I had packed off Chris and Daniel to see the camel and boat races ln Alice on the bus in the morning . Later that day i dropped in to see what was happening . On the back of the car was a box of parts and the advice that he had finally tried changing the wires over,,,,, and it worked .

Monday, February 24, 2014

CV joints -needs editing

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    • Mick Pope Darth Vader came to mind lol
    • John Modra Must be the hardest working ball bearings on a modern vehicle .The "eyebrows"are due to the housing getting very hot once grease melts away - pays to check for boot damage and wear- most common weakness in todays FWD cars ?


  • Peter Schultz I'd say so John. You'd be surprised where CV joints are used. Even the Holden Commodore, albeit rear-wheel drive, uses at least one - it has a segmented tail shaft with universal joints at each end and a CV joint in the middle. It solves the ground cle...See More
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  • John Modra Got me of course ,Peter - should be buying not working on - no its been good for Daniel and I to havva go . We just hope out complete transplant of eng trans will work for a while yet - i did the CV's not that long ago . I think it s bush bashing that cuts my rubber boots to pieces . Presume your VW is forced to use the same design principe?
  • Peter Schultz Sadly, I feel that today's VW bears little resemblance to that which we took several goes to reassemble at McCulloch Street. The great mercy may well be that it's been a Toyota you've been working on. Motor repairs at dealerships in this day and age appear to mainly comprise replacement of requisite parts that are very specific to a particular model of vehicle built within a very specific time-frame or production run. Once the mandatory parts availability period expires, one has to hope that essential parts start appearing as after-market items. The other issue is special tools and service manuals, something fairly closely guarded by the manufacturers. Otherwise it becomes as you suggest, just about the ultimate throw-away.
  • John Modra Yes so many of cut our teeth on the simple light stuff . Good friend Nika tells me hubbies Subaru has been through a few CV's .
    You might not remember Peter but the 4 feet twin seat go cart I made had one CV joint out of necessity - it would have bellied on just about any bump in the paddock otherwise . I made it out of an old tail shaft and it worked fine.

Monday, January 20, 2014

VW Combis

Good friends from Colac shared the recent Car show with tall tales and true of these Vans that NOW create so much interest . Many of these vehicles are now sold in the tens of thousands of dollars and parts are hard to come by .
Geoff's not only decked his outwith with all mod cons for a holiday he built a trailer to match using old set of VW sedan windows on each side. As we said on the day he could pay for every trip he goes on with a dollar for all the photos taken along the way .




"Ron" from the top of the Otways on the other hand has long left the old rust buckets but remembers fondly their unique contribution to his adventures.
Our experience with these plain but efficient machines started when we were kids.  Dad used to use the car to take plums to the Victoria market. Sometimes he would come back with more than he bargained for ; at least we valued the produce as jams , stewed and preserved - nearly everyday and in every way.






For holidays all 8 of us would pile in . Uncle Max made a fold back bench seat and put in windows and off we would go . A rack up top would take all the extras. Fond memories of Dad teaching us to sing in there on the long trip to Warracknabeal on Boxing Day.  Here we are at Uncle Johns at Kimba .Caramut in Western Victoria .
No 2 I can remember Dad in my youth trying to revive an old blue shell Combi out in the block where top end of Carter ave is now. Max being given , presumably, the uneviable task of getting a new  engine going in it . One had already done its day by the 1960's but I think it was one of the German ones and it had better steel than the Aussie blue one shown here .( that shell made it up the farm to play host to very little with its axles finally removed by keen buggy enthusiasts in the 1990's .I have a picture somewhere of Maher family riding the shell sled being taken to its final resting place in the scrap bin before sale .

On the road somewhere .





Not only did we possess 3 or 4 of the beasts we wrecked plenty , me cutting out roofs out of old ones in the wrecking yard to make sleds ( what a waste ! worth hundreds of dollars today ) I would cut just below the gutter line all around as that made it very strong and the edge wasn't sharp so you could jump on and off it ( great fun) .
Heres' one young lad helping me load up the many logs we cleared to create open pasture . The sleds were particularly useful for shifting sick stock and with upward edges could easily be used to load and shift heavy objects , Towing the sled around behind the tractor was the way we cleared the block and burnt the many remaining timber piles  , Photo taken looking east where Handasydes have their house ( one of the best views)


When we grew trees in The Otways for chaplaincy I killed another perfectly good shell out of Hutch's Colac wreckers yard ( Its a wonder I am not in jail today for such crimes ) to make a sled to cart Christmas trees to the top of the hill with the 3 or 4 wheel bikes . Again we enjoyed the ride through the long grass,  getting on and off at will . Cliff Youngs brother could cut the trees faster than we could deliver them to the semi.

Batteries were a big and unreliable expense  for starting the tractors,  so we learnt to start the old Fordson  6 cylinder diesel by tying a rope around the pulley on the LHS to the front crash bar and tearing backwards in reverse . You had to do it that way to make sure the rope stayed on the pulley . So much more reliable than batteries . Broke a few ropes though when they came off too early off its convex curves.
The brakes were bad with the hand brake cable too long and stretching easily along the whole body. The large steering wheel belies the fact that it wasn't hard to get " play " in the centrally located pin that controlled the steering. ( renewed the bushes in there a few times) With no stabilizer bars( at either end )  the vehicle would easily tip over and I can remember it lying on its side in the paddock one day after the driver side front wheel fell into a deep hole at low speed ( enough angular momentum to be exceedingly dangerous !!!!) Maybe it was my brothers driving ?
( whole back section above the engine ) had a barrier in it to hold all the tools ( in big wooden boxes . Won't tell you where we stored the explosives for removing stumps .

You may not make any money out of farming - but it was good fun trying and the place was cleaned up using them.
Took the young people on trips once down Logging tracks to the snow . The beasts with there reduction gearboxes and very high clearance would go anywhere . At various risky times all the passengers would be ordered to sit right up the back above the engine so the front was in no risk of going down ( the normal problem with 4WD and front wheel drives ) Getting out of bogs is good fun and there was always plenty of that ( the creek road was not made and often flooded )







On this trip to Adelaide and back I managed at some point on the trip home to leave /pull the vacuum line off the distributor/Carburetor . After a few hundred kilometers of less than satisfactory performance I discovered I had cracked both heads  and she was " no go " .All 6 of us stayed at a farmers shed for a few days at Mt Gambier while I took the heads off and got them welded ( nothing to those amazing engines which you can take out anywhere . The cracks between the valves were only short but quite enough) The girls were keen to get home even though our stay with the dairying farming couple we met at church was very pleasant.
That's probably enough indulgence for one day . Please add your story here


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Friday, December 14, 2012

Wet weather is the worst

It wasn't the worst kind of weather we ever have . The worst kind is where the south west blows up from the Arctic and prevents you from doing anything outside;cuts straight through you We can get that sort of weather the day after drying northerlies have baked us to a crisp.Adaptable - that's what we breed here.
No it was a muggy day, a rare day in summer when the wind is from the east and  its drizzling all day . Not cold, but everyone seems to have a headache and you don't want to work or even think about it ; humidity near 100%.; a good time to watch the cricket.
A good day to be in the car with the window down . I spent one of those rare days visiting people out in the country . Everything is flowering, growing and green . Still it was a working day and I was the only one with a bit of time to spend .I fixed a few things and noted down a few to fix later.
As usual, I studied the resilience factor in different places and rejoiced that it was high in most but could only pray when I could see it was stretching some, including me .
The main reasons for the trip were friends i hadn't seen for a while .I had just found out a lonely farmer friend whom I had hoped to see in a retirement home had passed away some weeks earlier . Visiting his house ( 5 minutes away from the car) for some flowers, I heard the sound of a police siren but couldn't see the car ( the vegetation is thick) I was expecting to be charged with trespassing but was surprised to find the policeman concerned about the fact that I had left the keys in the car ( I must learn to always remove them) . He said he was about to charge me and lock up the car. While it was on a main road, there were no houses for miles around and a lonelier stretch of road I couldn't imagine .A hitch hiker might,  in the most rarest of occasions, have discovered his ticket to ride but I would have noticed him on the way there. In this weather he could have borrowed it,  I have plenty of cars and its by far the worst for maintenance .I identify with hitch hikers - I used to a lot of it when I made a point of using public transport and meeting people .  Thieves are choosy too I know from lots of direct experience- old cars aren't shiny enough to sell easily or showy enough to tempt hoons . This one they could have as far as i was concerned -- its a work car and worth absolutely nothing to anyone but me .

No one can be objective when you are grieving,  but I continued to tell him the story I thought about as I was walking back to the car; about how I was grieving for a friend who had just died and that I was looking for some flowers for his letterbox that I had just fixed up .( Notice his creative use of the letter four )
The policeman  said he wasn't interested in what I was doing on the property ,but he was concerned that the police were chasing too many stolen cars;" this car had the window down and was not locked "- it was also out in the middle of nowhere !. He pointed to what he thought was a computer on the passenger seat (actually a DVD player with home made recordings , I was going to loan to my friend)
I was sort of glad he wasn't concentrating too well because he might have noticed that the driver side  door couldn't be locked ( had no pull up pin or connections ) and the window couldn't easily be wound up ( apparently this feature features in planned obsolescence discussions amongst the manufacturers ) . The old Volvo is heading for its 30th birthday . He was about to lock it up and let me walk home, he said .
I wasn't about to stand there and take it,  so we talked about his discretion in all this.  He then asked to see my licence .  After he saw my licence he said he  had decided that I would get a charge in the mail. 3 figures I know . I can go to court and contest it but he's there and he's listening so how would someone else far removed respond?All time i didn't have

I was just about to drive off in front of him when I stopped the car and did some reading . Didn't want him to notice anything else that was not quite right with my old car ( like the rear lights which need constant attention - esp in wet weather a)
No one seemed interested in my day when I got home -After all, I don't always use the blinkers when turning and they sometimes switch off too early --- it was that kind of day !   Hope you are having a good one- a better one.


P

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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Planned obsolence

Volvo door handle - very aussie don't you think ? bit of fencing wire to fix it ! 
My long love affairs with volvos is showing some cracks ( what a patient true love i have) Did you see the photo from the wedding - doors are still after 17 years ---playing up . This wire trick worked quite well for a year or so . Some Chinese business man visitors couldn't take their eyes off this handle  when I parked upfront at our Aldi carpark recently. 

Mind you its not my fault that we are forced to such extreme measures . Planned obsolence hasn't gone away - its just more subtle .The metal used in the handles gets a stress fracture and breaks after ..... pulls( they test for it , i am sure ) When repairing them you can see there is room for more metal to prevent the failure - the weakness is quite deliberate! 
The answer - buy another handle? No way at $250 a pop Their answer is ---buy another Volvo- well your normal volvo person would ....... right ! yeah sure ........New ? 
We noticed this planned obsolence first when we couldn't open the doors of mums old pink yank tank ( 1961 Chevrolet Belair) and you couldn't repair them ( anyone but a Modra wouldn't even try )  because each of the many  many linkages was designed to wear enough after 500 presses to fail .Not fun eh Punk
Do you remember? 1961 was about the time Ford Falcons brought in a falcon that rusted away after a few years - not something they did again . Not that they ever allow this to happen with the serious mechanical bits -like safety fail - no never -- just something frustrating like door handles .

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Who would ever have electric windows?


Note the gear wear on the window winder -
Still can't afford a new door handle . Even though its the main door the replacement handle would be over $200. The one above works fine and you don't feel like your stressing the metal like you can do on the planned obsolence ones ! In the country we can make a piece of wire do just about anything .Not exactly fashion cool but no one notices unless you cross the street to look - the car has silver mags

As for the electric window which became jammed when these broken handles fell back into the door frame -those electric windows are a pain in both winter and summer .


The broken door handle locked/prevented the window going up the last inch or so .Took me a while to realise it wasn't the tired old motor that was giving up near the top of the window frame .
Like women,some say, once you've got electric windows  you can't live with em and when they don't work you can't live without them . Even relatively new cars find they get slow and unreliable  and no amount of lubricant will help revive their climb to the top .
Like trailer lights , the onset of the wet increases the power losses due to dirt liberated voltage : the motors  lose power .
Wet winters have finally returned,  and even though the final gap when I parked was only a few inches,  the southerly at the school meant I had to stuff a giant plastic bag in the gap to keep the seat from getting totally wet within seconds.
On the way home,  the gap meant fresh air, ( must fix the exhaust)  but I made the mistake of pressing the switch the wrong way to try and close it again ( 14volts during running time sometimes seems to inspire the motor ) . The window went down enough to make driving in the heavy rain impossible,  so I had to stop and swap the switches on the dash to get the dsah thing up again ( the contacts inside the switches works sometimes and not others.) Hope you had a better day - the rain has been great otherwise.


We noticed during a highway collection that electric window winders don't work on even many modern cars. Poeple would open the door and pass money through the gap ( no joke) . Electric windows - just another example of planned obsolescence with the grand frustration to boot ?


The top gear trio need new top gear cars because they can't fix em . We have old top gear cars that well, deserve a little attention .

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

We are not meant to have too much fun

But someone has a sense of humor over our absolute need to do things right before we can really progress.
See the problem - lead back to the carby is off

The VW gift wouldn't get me home from the CLC the other day - its only about 700metres and over a little hill . Sounded very much like valve burn out as number 3 plug lead removal made no difference to its half dying rattle .
Eventually we did a compression test; it confirmed what i knew - she was pretty worn .
However the great thing was that all four had nearly 100 on - so no valve burn .After resetting the valves ( which were a little too close ) i found the fault
That silly looking advance lead had broken .

36 years of faithful service, and it just broke . Oh how pleased i was i had learnt not to push it as we did on the old Combi camping trip over 30years ago on our trip home from Adelaide - parked out back of the farm (thanks to church folk for some respite) while an engineering firm in Mt Gambier welded those brilliant but sensitive heads .
VW owners beware - they are a simple motor, but check that timing centre straight away if she's not pulling right!

Scrapheap fun with Bottom Gear

Just in case you haven't seen it - ABC 2 at 6:30 - must see . Sparks more than a few enjoyable competitions and rusty metal creations - even here in Australia

The gift


Now to the wonderful surprise that was is the convertible . Hilter may have meant it for revenge but by the grace of God He gave me another one that wasn't rusty .-As i said to one of the richest men in my home town ( who like most says " where did you get that beauty " )
I can only describe it as a gift ,I said to him , cause thats how i got it . Even more amazing than all the offers I get to buy it over summer , the joy it gives the young and the romantic , the sense of freshness and being alive that it gives to its passengers .........is this testimony of grace .
What a wonderful thing it is to see one very tangible enjoyable thing you have and be reminded that absolutey everything you have is a gift . What a wonderful freedom it gives you , grieving and grumbling, as we do, over things taken from us or never got; to realise its all grace .
When we catch ourselves in a momet of mental illness accumulating like those around us, mere stuff ; as if we can take it with us - or as if it adds anything at all to our sense of satisfaction .
A little vision into the bigger mysteries of life "Blessed are the poor ( who know they are poor ) for theirs is the kingdom..."
And isn't it wonderful

Beyond planned obsolescence- keeping you out of your own car

There's absolutely nothing wrong with my old Volvo's - except you can't get into them .
This is a door handle - what's left of it . The alloy handle is only attached properly on one end so the stress fractures start, and the whole thing gives up quite early in the life of the car .
Modern manufacturers can't let the car rust like those famous 1960 Ford Falcons, but they can and do test door handles so that they break ( or fail) after 800 or so uses . Its true--- we used to have a old 1961 Chev Belair with 4 or 5 linkages to wear over a short time; then bingo --you just couldn't get in - . Is that what car engineers do all day Moo?
There's absolutely nothing wrong with my old Volvo's - except you can't get into them . The oldest has one of 5 doors accesible the other only 3 of 5 ( just) , so the easiest way is to climb in through the back door or get jimmy to do it . Barbie is not interested
You think this is funny, you try and look cool when you have to reach across the centre from the back door to get in .
Why don't I buy a new or even secondhand handle? - even the used ones were $150 with new well about $200 a pop . Good cars --well designed to make you update every few years . Top gear - just a bit old !